George is a couch potato. Unfortunately,
the latest fashion in men’s tight jeans is not conducive to relaxation while
watching TV. Accordingly, George unbuttons and unzips his pants to relax while
watching television in his man-cave.
Gladys joins him to watch
the late evening news and fold clothes after the children are settled in bed. She
fills two large baskets with the week’s clean laundry. When they finally decide
to go upstairs to bed, George carries one basket of clean folded laundry and
Gladys will follow with the other after she straightens the room.
George yells from the
stairs for help. Gladys quickly runs to see what the commotion is all about. George
is standing on the second stair, his pants have fallen to his ankles where they
have ankle-cuffed him. He cannot go up or back down the stairs. He can’t turn
around because the basket he is carrying is almost the same width as the
stairwell, nor can he bend over the basket to pull his drawers up.
“Well, George, it looks like you got caught with
your pants down.”
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