Gladys leaves the wedding reception wearing jeans and in tears. A friend of her mother's had tried to be funny, and had grabbed the front of her borrowed wedding gown to throw a handful of rice down her nonexistent chest, and ripped the front of the dress.
George opened the car door for her and began to pull the crumpled wrapping paper from her seat to make room for her to sit down. The getaway would take ten 30-gallon garbage bags full of wrapping paper to make room for them in the front seat. Anxious to make their exit, they left the remnants of rice all over the floor, dashboard, and in the door handles, and didn’t bother to clean out the remaining wadded gift wrap from the rear seat. They had driven only a block when they heard a small voice from behind them say, “Hey, let me out!”
By the time they returned the stowaway, most of the tin cans dragging behind them had fallen off and they drove to their apartment where they planned to spend their first night before their great adventure to the outback. George, being such a gentleman, carried Gladys’ suitcase and set it down as he used his key to unlock the door. When the door was open, he gallantly swept Gladys up in his arms and promptly tripped over the suitcase throwing her onto the floor inside.
Oh my gosh! 😂
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