George
couldn’t miss basketball practice even after Gladys explained she thought she
might be in labor. He said he’d hurry home from practice and take her to the
hospital if she still felt she was in labor.
When
George arrived home, sweaty and smelly, Gladys announced she was definitely in
labor and her water had just broken. George said he’d quickly shower if she’d
call the neighbor to come and watch the other children while they rushed to the
hospital.
Gladys
made the phone call from her bed where she was laying on bath towels. She told
Miss Babysitter the situation and then let out a scream to George as she felt
the baby start to crown.
George
made a hasty exit out of the shower not taking time to towel off. The front
door opened and Miss Babysitter came running into the house just as George ran out of the bathroom and across the hall to
the bedroom where he caught baby Ann as she made her
arrival.
We’re not
sure who had the most bragging rights: Gladys, that she gave birth at home on
her bed; George, that he delivered his new daughter at home; Ann, that she was
delivered by her father at home on her parents’ bed; or Miss Babysitter, who
witnessed George delivering his wife’s baby at home in the nude.
😂🤣😂🤣
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